After the evacuation of the White House and Congress a few days ago, we learned President Bush was off mountain biking

NAMES & FACES: "In a photo taken just after the ride, Bush is holding what appears to be a copy of 'I Am Charlotte Simmons,' the Tom Wolfe novel about debauchery on a college campus. In early February, Bush told reporters he was reading that same book -- which, if he is almost done, averages to about seven pages a day."